 Here are few interesting selections that I really liked: I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy! We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist! (From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS) EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man. (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING) Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine! Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet. (From the movie FIRED UP) NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does. FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does! (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING) I'd marry again if I found a man Who had 15 million dollars And would sign over half of it to me Before the marriage and... Guarantees he'd be dead within a year! (BETTE DAVIS ) Human conception typically involves a chaotic dash by tens of millions of sperm seeking a path to a single egg. Some researchers believe that so many sperm are required because not one of them will stop to ask for directions! (MURPHY'S LAWS OF SEX) In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. (UNKNOWN AUTHOR) Behind every successful man is a surprised woman! (MARYON PEARSON ) Just because I have rice on my clothes Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. (PHYLLIS DILLER ) If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon. (MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX) A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle (GLORIA STEINAM ) Alejandro: Do you surrender? Elena Montero: No, but I may scream. Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect. (From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO) For more funny quotes and sayings, make sure to check out The Love Quotes Encyclopedia. Need a .ca domain? Seeking a reliable company that provides reliable, affordable canadian web hosting and great and personable support, look no further than MyID.ca. They are located in Toronto, Ontario, Canada and have been doing a fabulous job with our website. Their packages are priced well and their support is quick and personable. Highly recommended. |